Posted by Jason on Jun 11, 2013 under

10 June 2013

(Before It's News)

If millions of us, all the same time, call or email someone with our keywords-of-terror-filled script, we can give our nation’s impressive surveillance apparatus the kind of test it deserves.

The Troll The NSA website is urging internet users in the US to take part in action aimed at jamming the NSA’s scanners, following confirmation of previous whistle blower revelations that the NSA and the FBI are conducting a massive and widespread surveillance operation on all Americans.

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The goal of the operation is for people to overwhelm the NSA’s data-mining scanners by flooding the internet and phone systems with keywords that the feds are likely to be monitoring.

The operations is scheduled to be conducted at 7:00 PM EST on Wednesday, June 12.

The site is urging people to spread the following message:

Hey! How’s it going? I’m all right.

My job is so shitty I wish could overthrow my boss. It’s like this oppressive regime where only true believers in his management techniques will stay around. I work marathon-length hours and he’s made all these changes that have made it the worst architecture firm to work at in Manhattan. Like he moved the office to the Financial District and fired my assistant. She was the only one who knew where the blueprints were! I need access to those blueprints to complete my job! F my life, right? And he keeps trying to start all these new initiatives to boost revenue, but seriously we just need to stick to what we do best. There’s only one true profit center. I seriously feel ready to go on strike at any second.

I just read this article about how these free radical particles can cause the downfall of good health and accelerate aging. These could actually cause death to millions of Americans. If these particles are flying around undetected everywhere, does that mean we’re all radicalized?

Have you seen the second season of Breaking Bad? I just finished it. I couldn’t believe that episode where they poison the guy with ricin! That was the bomb! I won’t say any more because I don’t want to reveal the earth-shattering events to come.

Oh! So I’ve been planning a big trip for the summer. I’m thinking of visiting all of the most famous suspension bridges in the United States. So probably like the Golden Gate Bridge, The Brooklyn Bridge, and the Verrazano Narrows Bridge. I’m gonna bring my younger brother and I know he’ll want to go to bars, so I’m thinking of getting him a fake drivers license, but I hope that doesn’t blow up in my face.

Okay, I gotta run! I’m late for flight school. I missed the last class where we learn how to land, so I really can’t miss another one. Talk to you later!



The contents of the message can be emailed or read over the phone.

Additionally it can be posted online to an internet forum, blog or social networking site.

For all those mobile users out there it can be sent as a private message through a text or chat program.

Additionally, here is the official list of keywords that feds are monitoring online