23 June 2013
So you want to put fear in the hearts of jihadists and you know they are looking to enter their fabled paradise with many virgins and carnal pleasures, but just don’t know what to do? Well now you have an answer! A company called Jihawg, a new Idaho company is producing pork coated ammunition and want you to warn jihadists worldwide that you have it in your stockpile.
According to the website, patriots from Idaho County, Idaho discussed their concerns and disgust that a mosque was being built at ground zero in New York, where jihadists took down the Twin Towers. They looked for possible solutions to stop insults like this.’
The company, founded in 2010 (according to their Facebook page), rehearsed the history of how we have dealt with Islam as Americans. “History of dealings with radical Islam from the days of Jefferson and the Barbary Pirates to actions of Gen. John J. “Black Jack” Pershing in the early 1900′s in the Philippines gave clarity to a modern day market solution-Jihawg Ammo. Our preference is peace first but if a fight is to be had we are determined and resolved to win.”
The result? They came up with the truest form of defensive ammunition ever created in history.
Jihawg elaborates on this ammunition:
A natural deterrent that prevents violence just by owning it but will strike fear into the hearts of those bent upon hate, violence and murder. Jihawg Ammo is certified “Haraam” or unclean. According to the belief system of the radical Islamist becoming “unclean” during Jihad will prevent their attaining entrance into heaven. Jihawg Ammo is a natural deterrent to radical and suicidal acts of violence.
Our Porcine Coating (Pattern Pending) is infused with the highest quality pork product made right here in America. Jihawg Ammo is produced in the great state of Idaho.
They are careful to point out that the ammunition is not to be pre-emptively used, but only in defense of those engaged in jihad. “We at Jihawg Ammo hope you will stock up on Jihawg as a natural deterrent to the ever growing threat of radical Islam and Sharia Law. We, however, stress that the nullifying principle of our product is only effective if you are attacked by an Islamist in Jihad. Otherwise, our ammo functions just like any other ammunition so we obviously insist upon defensive use of our ammo only-not offensive.”
Whoever came up with this will make a lot of money and help to ward off the jihadists for sure. The company has many clever slogans and quotes. For instance, one of the most comical is:
“When you hear the radical battle cry ‘allahu akbar!’ It’s time to put some ham in Mohamed!”
Some of America’s historical figures are cleverly re-labeled such as Hamuel Adams (Samuel Adams) and Uncle Sam (Uncle Ham).
The company claims the ammunition provides a peaceful and natural deterrent to radical Islam. I say to Islam in general. After all, there is no “radical Islam,” only Islam, and that according to Islamists themselves, like Barack Obama’s friend, the Prime Minister of Turkey.
They were having a free drawing for ammo on their Facebook page at different intervals of “likes”. Go by and like the page!